‘Twas the night before impeachment and all through the house
the swamp creatures were conspiring led by that shifty louse.
All of the traitors that should be hung for treason with care
were in hopes of their coup working, hatched in their bunker basement lair.
The Dems were festered all smug communist reds
while visions of imminent takeover danc’d in their heads.
And Pelosi spewing bull**** and Schiff the rat
sought to poison American’s brains with their baseless hearsay crap.
With a blind eye to the real corruption dismissing Clinton’s treason as a matter
When Hillary smashed subpoenaed bleachbit hard drives with hammers.
Away from the rule of law they flew like a flash
They tried to tear up the Constitution and throw it in the trash.
Baying at the moon portraying themselves as pure as the wind driven snow
they worked to open the gates of hell and unleash the demons below.
But what to my wondering eyes should appear
But President Trump getting in their faces with no fear.
He has made America so much greater so quick
That it makes those evil leftist traitorous bastards sick.
More rabid than vipers the cabal they came
and he tweeted, and shouted and called them out by name.
Try Obama! Try McCabe! Try Clapper and Brennen!
Try Comey! Try Schiff! Try Pelosi and Clinton!
From the top of the Hill to deep within the Gitmo walls!
Traitors Away! Traitors away! Traitors away all!